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auditions for Theo/Winslow/Argyle and Karl/Bakagi
​About the Show:
Sexy German criminal Alan Rickman-I-mean-Hans-Shmuber leads an international gang of terrorists who seize an office tower during a Christmas party. John, a cop from New York, is trapped on the upper floors. He’ll need a Christmas miracle to save his power-suit dressing wife Holly and the other hostages. This Die-Hard-Christmas-Carol is about as stupid as it sounds with action packed comedy, tap dancing FBI agents and heartbreaking flashbacks of kids who are coughing too much. This musical satire is back, bigger and better than ever, for its fourth year as Edmonton’s newest holiday tradition.
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Rehearsals begin November 25, 2025
Opens December 11, 2025
Closes December 28, 2025
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Rehearsals and performances will take place at the Orange Hub in Edmonton.
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Audition Details
Dates: October 6th, 7th & 9th
Time: Those selected for an audition will be provided an audition time.
Location: The Orange Hub (Zoom auditions or video submissions will also be accepted.) Audition space is accessible.
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Audition Requirements:
Perform provided songs and sides located HERE
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About the Audition Process:
Auditions will be conducted in a friendly and supportive atmosphere.
Accompanist will be available at the audition.
You may be asked to stay for a brief interview following your audition
If auditioning through Zoom or a video, feel free to use the audio tracks provided
Who We’re Looking For:
Theo-Argyle-Winslow
Black/African Canadian
Tenor or high baritone
German accent
THEO: Hans’ nephew, the technical expert (nerd) on the heist crew.
ARGYLE: An up-beat, weed-smoking limo driver. Based on the character of the same name in Die Hard, Argyle plays the role of the Ghost of Christmas Present.
AL WINSLOW: A gun-shy beat officer with a pregnant wife who plays a buddy cop role to John. Based on the role of Sgt Al Powell in Die Hard.
ENSEMBLE roles: a caroler, Marco the German henchman, a ghost, a bully in an orphanage, Mary the pregnant secretary, a hostage.
Please prepare:
THEO’s lines on page 16
ARGYLE’s lines on pages 46-47
WINSLOW’s lines on pages 29-29
The cut of Another Year Another Heist (THEO)
The cut of Let’s Take a Ride (ARGYLE)
Karl-Bakagi
Asian
Tenor (Bâ™5)
German accent
KARL: A loyal and violent lieutenant, KARL patiently carries out Hans’ many commands. He begins the show with a kind of sung narration.
JOSEPH BAKAGI: CEO of Origami Corp, a level-headed Japanese businessman. He returns after his murder as the Ghost of Christmas Past to guide Hans through his previous Christmases.
ENSEMBLE roles: a caroler, a ghost, a cloud, John’s consumptive daughter Little Lucy, FBI Agent Johnson
Please prepare:
THEO’s lines on page 16
ARGYLE’s lines on pages 46-47
WINSLOW’s lines on pages 28-29
The cut of Die Harsh (KARL)
The cut of I Give You the FBI (AGENT JOHNSON)
Additional Information:
Actors who are Equity members will be put on an equity contract for the productions through the Equity DOT Agreement.
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STAGE MANAGER CALL
​About the Show:
Sexy German criminal Alan Rickman-I-mean-Hans-Shmuber leads an international gang of terrorists who seize an office tower during a Christmas party. John, a cop from New York, is trapped on the upper floors. He’ll need a Christmas miracle to save his power-suit dressing wife Holly and the other hostages. This Die-Hard-Christmas-Carol is about as stupid as it sounds with action packed comedy, tap dancing FBI agents and heartbreaking flashbacks of kids who are coughing too much. This musical satire is back, bigger and better than ever, for its fourth year as Edmonton’s newest holiday tradition.
​
Rehearsals begin November 25, 2025
Opens December 11, 2025
Closes December 28, 2025
​
Rehearsals and performances will take place at the Orange Hub in Edmonton.
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Who We’re Looking For:
As an equal opportunity employer, we welcome and encourage submissions from individuals of all gender identities, cultures, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and abilities.
Experience in musical theatre and/or a musical background is an asset.
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Additional Information:
Stage Managers who are Equity members will be put on an equity contract for the productions through the Equity DOT Agreement.
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